Maju Memoirs

2 Maju , the class of the bold .

The class of the notorious .

The class of the geeks .

The class of the educated .

The class of my choice .

My Form Two experience was truly amazing . Met lots of trustworthy people and some bitches along the way . But hey , some people were meant to be never liked . I've moved on and left those incidents behind . But there's still one thing that i'll never truly understand . What appeal does Korean boy bands with buff bodies with Capella  qualities have on teen girls ? Some things are better left unanswered ?

People in 2 Maju ( names maybe at random order ) :

  Sin Yan , a person to remember
  Tze Yen , awesome teeth
  Xin Ro , pointy nose
  Jia Yi , the Chinese culture enthusiast
  Xing Yi , the monitor
  Maxine , complicated
  Zi Shin , better with short hair
  Man Dee , the tall
  Natasha , ( insert compliment here )
  Intan Nurshahirah , you're nice
  Adilah , nice meeting you
  Hazatul , the nice
  Suk Kei , somehow i always spell your name as Suki ( but i never tell you that )
  Syarifah , the inner bitch that everyone loves
  Hanis , always absent but i like it
  Yuen Yi , the faggot
  Huei San , the major bitch
  Mei Yan , hair oh so solid
  Shin Yi , slender
  Maslina , very quiet
  Razrina , the other quiet one
  Syamimi , the bubly
  Nadirah , the flavorful
  Asfarizan , the husher
  Edora , smiley
  Angela , the beautiful
  Hor Shin , ( insert compliment here )
  Kar Kee , the poser
  Stephanie , the one to remember
  Syafikah , mandarin is your thing
  Ainaa , the girl
  Ee Ming , Ms. gorgeous eyes
  Li Sa , the noble

There's this girl that i never really liked who studied in 2 Maju . She came into the class with the i'm very superior attitude . Not digging it from Day One . That was purely disgusting to me . I watched her transform a person with her attitude . Since then , someone and the victim grew kinda distant . She doesn't like me cause i don't speak her language . Well , i don't like her either cause she has this thing that isn't likable by many .

Then there's Sara . Oh that creature . I think i mention about her a lot . Thoughts anyone ? Well , she's a lovely person to hang out with . She has the humor , the lame jokes , the spur-of-the-moment comments . Every moment she was in Maju , laughter could be heard . A joker , i must say . So , how's your progress of  The Lost Symbol indulgence ? Digg it ?

The Maju babes make learning at a boring institution enjoyable . Thank you guys for being yourself and not anybody that others want you to be . Rock on people . Happy Holidays !

ps : blogging with a seductive voice singing is hard .
pps : this is the Maju project . i know , it's not much of a grand project but i warned you . i call anything a project .

Kasturi's A Mess

So , the Kasturi Tuition Center started their classes yesterday . Surprisingly , it feels great to learn again . After the year-end examination , my brain totally drifted to Boring Ville . Trust me , you don't wanna know how it feels like to be there .

Anyway , it was new cause i had to re-register myself . That was very new to me cause being a kid , registering myself for tuition classes never happened . Usually , the parents do the talking while kids forced themselves to learn . You know , the typical Malaysian parent who is very '' educational-oriented " .

Went to counter to register myself . It was slow . One thing shocks me though . Lets's just say a mate's mom is very good with the surprised attacks . Go mama ! Walked to class . Sat at the seat . The usual . The seats were much better than last years . In with the new and out with the old . Hello gum-free seats . The table has this weird pattern on it though . Like some kind of water stain .

The toilet was not usable . Water was dripping from the ceiling . The flushing system was ... Wait , what flushing system ? It's lame but the teachers got better toilets . I know , they're teachers and teachers there deserve to have free toilet papers and proper ceilings , man . That's like so different from what the students get . Thank you Kasturi Management .

Call me weird but i think i made a huge mistake by pulling my seat backward before sitting on it . Hey i wanted the leg space and the frequent ass shoving wasn't that pleasant . Surprisingly a guy manage to survive the cramp space and sat behind me . You know how students answer the teacher's questions randomly . Oh yeah , this boy answered at the most unexpected times .

His voice was very shocking . Whenever he speaks it was like " hrrrgmph '' in a very deep tone . The worst thing is that whenever he speaks i can feel it coming from behind me . I sensed it was from the direction of my left ear . I can still feel the amount of shock i receive whenever i hear the voice . Creepy .

The air-cond was exceptionally cold . Yesterday i couldn't feel much . I blame the high cheese intake that i had recently . But today i could die . It was so freaking cold . Suki and Sin Yan sure got guts . They went to the air-cond main switched and showed the switches who's boss . The class was instantly warmer . But that didn't help when the class teacher switched the air-cond on .

So , there we were shivering while forcing ourselves to feel warm . I wore a long-sleeved shirt just because of yesterday's cold temperature . I even wore long pants . Yet i still fell cold . Damn . Maybe next time i should toast myself before attending the classes .

Somehow , my sub-conscious tells me that tuition is good but another part tells me that the temperature kills . It's like you can store dead bodies there .

Empty Inside

School has been boring lately . Not that i hate school or anything . It's an awesome battleground for knowledge and dirty truth about divaish individuals . Oh yeah , the painful truth can be very rewarding . As i was saying , school was boring .

I can die . The other mates played Uno cards and this role-playing game called " Killer " . First of all , killer is a word with two syllabus that are not pronounced as two words  . I mean like kew-ler . What is that ? Anyway , Uno is not my thing . I find that very boring and those crap talk while playing cards can be amusing and lame at the same time .

So , to kill time , i had to day dream . For the past week , i read the novel so i wasn't that bored . But now , with the novel at Sara's hands , i am seriously considering suicide . Speaking of Sara she was absent today . I was really counting on you to entertain this lonely soul . Others will be joining in the lameness 101 . No one left .

On another note , the holidays are finally here . Finally some things that every one deserved . Let's see . I'm gonna be very free during the holidays . So , i think i'm gonna do a brief project about 2 Maju . Stay tuned .

ps : I call everything a project

Signs Of The Apocalypse

Well , not exactly the apocalypse but something of the same importance but you get the story .

If you actually been to my house , you could use your imagination to get a clearer picture of the story . So , i was wearing my shoe and saw dried green pigment on the corner of the gate and the floor . I was like " when did the marble floor turned lime green ? " Glanced further up and saw this shadow-like figure . It's quite petite , more or less slightly higher than the ankle level . But it was creepy cause you would never know how big a rat could get .

I was like " hey mom look at that thing . what's that ? " She walked to the corner , after talking her shoes . " It's a bird ! " she replied . Curiosity was the response that i possessed at that moment . I was like " is it hurt ? " She slightly nudged it with her hands and it didn't fly away . Believing it was hurt , we didn't disturb it . But the green pigment under it was revolting . Odourless but revolting .

So , i asked mom just now and she said the bird was there yesterday . It might have been afraid or lost at night so it checked into a local motel which just so happens to be here . Mom said that it brings luck but i think otherwise . It's about two palms ( it's a new measuring unit develpoed my violaceous olwr . put your hands together , like your cradling something . the hand gesture is known as " two palms " ) It's black with green lining at the wings . Couldn't see the legs though cause it was all cuddled up with it was discovered .

In school , however , a not-so-friendly creature appeared out of nowhere and bud into my class's line . It's about the size of a twenty size rock . And how do i know that ? Let's just say that i had to play the role of the soul disposer . It was gruesomely rock solid and circular . That's the only information i could provide as i was too grossed out .

Oh and my journey to the garbage bin was like " ew . ew . ew . gross . yucks . ew . ew . ew " Yeah , i did say that all the way there . I know that some eyes were looking at me but i was too grossed out by that disgusting creature . Not a big fan of bugs , but enjoy killing small ants .

On another note , i finished reading The Lost Symbol . Once again , Dan Brown has proven himself as a twisted genius . I even created a book mark just to fit the book . On it was written " Dan Brown Is ... A Twisted Genius " I just have this thing about his books . Called me a freak but he has gotta be one of the best authors ever , after Gastion Le roux , of course . I mean like The Phantom Of The Opera is awesome . Who can beat that ?

As i was saying , he made boring history sound so thrilling . Freemasonry , Jehovah Sanctus Unus , The Pyramid . All these happenings in the the book was actually true . Masonry , a truly mysterious organization , ran by the brethren . And the quote " all is revealed at the thirty-three degree was awesome " . Who knew that the Issac heat measuring unit would acutally make the pyramid to reveal Eight Franklin Street . Brilliant man , a genius in thriller sets .

Sara , you're gonna love the book . Bet you are deeply engrossed in it now . Don't return the book to me in a bad condition . It would break my fragile heart . Someone broke it once , don't break it again .